Chickens, Etc.
		Dr. Patt Schwab says: Don't Let Someone Fowl Up Your Day! Fight Back with a Rubber Chicken! Deluxe Rubber Chicken - (For serious fowl-ups) Over 20 inches of the finest avian latex available! Each only $10.00 Subtly shaded in natural chicken colors of yellow, red & orange. NOTE: No animals were killed to make this product - not even chickens! Two of Dr. Schwab's chickens parlay their stunning beauty into a photo opp with a well known hard rocker. Rock Star with Chicks
		Rubber Chicken Key Ring (For situations requiring more discretion or involving keys requiring frequent finding) Aerodynamically designed in hard plastic, this 6-inch, bright yellow "Frequent Fryer" has the unique ability to remind you that Road Rage is For the Birds. Each ONLY $1.75 Inspire Laughter & Help Keep Perspective The Cell Phone Drink Bottle (Not a fake phone! It's a phony bottle) Combine your latte habit with your cell phone addiction! Bottle is a full 12.5 inches tall No Monthly Fee -- ever! Works anywhere - fishing, hiking, European vacations, you name it! Swear to your boss you had your phone with you, it just, somehow, ahh, never rang... Each only $8.00 What if the Hokey Pokey IS What It's All About? The above philosophical statement on a 10" x 3" piece Hokey Static Cling Sticker (green & white and easily removed from file cabinets, refrigerator doors, etc.) Each ONLY $2.00 Hokey Standard Bumper Sticker (yellow & black, and stays on, more or less, for good) Each ONLY $1.50
		Finger Monsters (Adult Size) Their flailing arms, open mouths, and bulging eyes express frustration so well, you won't have to! PLUS: They work on any finger!   YES! Each ONLY $1.00
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